Can I get a break? A "woo woo"?!

It's sad really. A sad, soggy Sunday...the 'boys don't play until three o'clock. I have a HUGE zit on my chin that hurts and to top it all of...my hollywood name sucks!

You know how you can look up your name in a baby name book and it will give you the origin, and meaning? Well Robin means....'feminine form of Robert'. Wow, there's something to live for. Might big shoes to fill, huh. BUT! One more reason I should marry Robert De Niro. It's fate...instead of Robin Banks, I will be Robin Dinero....and Robert and I shall meld as ying and yang,; alpha, omega; animi, animus; chocolate, peanut butter. 'Tis fate, I say, fate.

Now, let's look at J. Lo. Right catchy for Hollywood land yes? I was thinking about that moniker and giggled. My best friend would be K. Ga. ! tee hee, SE would be S. Eq! OOOO, John McCain would be J. Mc! And Sarah, S. Pa! Together, in another Hollywood fashion, they are Sohn McPalin or Jara Pain. Then we've got B. Ob and J. Bi! Barjoe Bidebama or Joerack Obidema. And the new movie starring my baby Robert and intense Al? We've got R. de and A. Pa! Starring: Albert PacinodeNiro.!

And then, sadly, if "feminine form of Robert" isn't uninspiring enough...my hollywood moniker is R. Ho. Yeah, don't let that get around. That's how rumors are started. My afore and often mentioned insurance agent, L. Min, sent my first bill to me (before he knew me well enough to intentionally give me hell) in care of "Robin Horlette"....what is that? A whore, only smaller? A whore in training? Or maybe he'd already heard the R. Ho. rumor. I just don't know. He corrected it and apologized profusely. But now he still thinks it's funnier than hell.

And if SE and I were to marry? Spousin Equivoulette or Robouse Houlivalent. Sad, sad day, truly. Don't even get me started on pig latin.

If the cowboys lose today...well, I think I just might disappear completely. R. Ho. be kickin' some T.O. ass and J. Jo might just get what's coming to him.

It could happen.